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West Essex 

west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.

West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.

Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.

On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
west essex is a jappy school with kids who get drunk every weekend.
West Essex by doglover1223344food October 2, 2018
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West Essex 

Typically consists of North Caldwell, Essex Fells, Fairfield, and Roseland. These four towns lie to the western portion of Essex county, greatly differing from their poorer eastern neighbors such as Newark, Irvington, and Nutly. West essex is a very / one of the most affluent areas in new Jersey. The towns share a regional high school, usually ranked high in the state. West Essex is thought to be more snobby than their "rival" neighbor caldwell which is known to be well off yet, alot less affluent than the west essex area even though residents of west essex travel into caldwell and west caldwell on a daily basis. West essex is close in proximity to New York City, and taxes are known to be the highest in the county. Contrary to some residents beliefs that fairfield is a more "guido" town the taxes still maintain higher levels than those of roseland. There is an increasingly large spirit and love for new jersey in this area. Home of the Sopranos, great restaurants, many celebrities, NJ sports team players, especially Devils players. The kids in these towns tend to be stuck up and spoiled, and they are not ashamed of it at all wearing the best clothing labels and driving brand new cars they got as a present from mommy and daddy which they most likely crashed multiple times and their parents just got them new ones anyway. A predominantly white town that crowds the shore AKA sleazeside on mdw and prom weekend. Think country clubs and pizzerias.
West Essex kid: My parents just got me a brand new BMW for my birthday and i crashed it.
West essex kid 2: Really that sucks were they mad?
West Essex Kid: Nah, they went out and got me a Cayenne instead.
West Essex Kid 2: Alright sweet lets hit a bowl to celebrate.

west essex 

West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.
Wtf is west essex”-person 1
“I wish I could to west essex”-person 2
west essex by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026