A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.