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i wanna watch tv 

The feeling of wanting to watch tv so you can find out what is on the local programming.
Person A: I wanna watch tv
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because I wanna see what's on that I can watch, such as the new episode of Sam & Cat on Nickelodeon.

Dont Wanna Watch Bumbaclaude No More 

When your too wasted to even function; usually said with a jamacian accent.
I drank that whole fifth by myself...i dont wanna watch bumbaclaude no more

Wanna watch Kamen Rider? 

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"

Wanna watch Kamen Rider? 

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"

I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™
So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?
I wanna watch by bitchuck September 3, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026