weven

The contraction of the phrase "we are even."

"I have traveled to Franz Joseph Land."
"I have, too!"
"Weven!"

by mandaofthewalri September 17, 2008

Weven

Contraction of "Windows 7".

Weven is much better than Vista.

by Don803 December 23, 2009

weven

adj. incapable, lacking in proficiency, stupid, clumsy. also n. a person with these qualities. also vt. or vi. to screw up or mess up (something).

John couldn't figure out how to do it -- he was really weven.

by Gregory C. Jones December 15, 2003

Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

by FF44 December 8, 2013

five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020