Wellsian Porn

Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

by sling pigeon September 12, 2009