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Weirdoship 

A relationship where both weirdos like each other, and both know but aren’t together yet.
Ransom: those people are weird… they’re weirdos…
Ransom: r u guys together?
The Two people: nah we are in a weirdoship
Weirdoship by Rickina December 17, 2022
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weirdshitometer 

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!
weirdshitometer by Heptune May 15, 2005

weirdshit 

1.(adj) Used to describe something that is unusually strange, or peculiar.

2.(noun) Something clearly not normal.

3.(verb) To dispense this sort of weirdness.
1. That was a weirdshit idea.

2. This weirdshit dazes and confuses me.

3. Why do you weirdshit like it ain't no thang?
weirdshit by Scott and Melorah September 17, 2006

weirdosity 

A strange occurance that happens infrequently and is hard to track down the cause of - perfect for dismissing minor programming bugs.
There is a weirdosity with this computer - every now and again it keeps bleeps at me everytime I press the A key!
weirdosity by Mark Deacon October 9, 2007

weirdophile

A person that is so weird that they are deserving of the name: weirdophile. The ‘phile’ ending also gives the word a little paedophilic flare that accentuates just how weird the person who receiving the violation is.
safyah:“omg olivia is such a weirdophile, WHAT is she doing”
catherine:“What! No you must be wrong olivia created the word weirdophile”
safyah:“OMG. really?!”
weirdophile by barbz4eva June 1, 2020

Weirdship 

A relationship that is characterized by weirdness - strange phone calls, bizarre e-mails, weird coincidences...generally a bad experience.
Rob: "Hey Meg, how's your new relationship?"

Meg: "Meh, it's more of a weirdship...and it's sailed."

Rob: "It must have been his Gary Busey posters."
Weirdship by RobinThailand February 4, 2009

Weirdship 

A step above friendship and below a relationship that is weird; a weird friendship
Chris: This is the greatest time in our weirdship. Less than a relasionship more than a friendship...... weirdship
Weirdship by Tryven February 27, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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