Weedwad

Someone who makes a really stupid mistake

Vetter always calls Frank a weedwad because he can't march.

by hfk February 11, 2006

Weedwacking

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwack

The act of smoking Cannabis and engaging in pleasuring oneself resulting in an intense cerebral ejaculation.

Shortly after hitting the bowl, I went into the bathroom to perform a weedwack.

by BasicBob January 18, 2013

Weedwacking

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

by Iceman May 27, 2018

Weedwax

n.
a young gay male, definatley white, who lives no where near compton and still has to ask his mom before he leaves the yard.

Jonny's friends asked him to come smoke pot, but he is such a weedwax that he stayed home and watched frasier with his moms.

by jonnyhildo February 21, 2005

weedwacked

The spacey,tired feeling you get the day after a night of smoking weed.

Damn.....I wish I didn't have to go to work today, I feel totally weedwacked....

by Carlye Samatas January 20, 2009

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010