Weekend spent doing nothing but forgetting your life is a constant waste so in order to forget about your personal problems and the past five days of torturous work you engage in numerous bad decisions. You forget what driving sober feels like and think condoms are the devil. Oh, and the occasional finger in the ass may be necessary to finish while drunk sexing.

It's almost my weekoffend and I am going to fuck shit up!

Weekoffend by Slaphuh February 9, 2014

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WeeofF

Weekend of Fun (possibly the world's worst acronym...?)

I'm really looking forward to the WeeofF that Belle and I have planned.

WeeofF by wibblicious September 12, 2006

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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