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Weed hoe 

A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)

Typical attire:

- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants

- Tight tank top

- Bob marley tshirt

- Lax pinny

- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with

- Flip flops

- Hemp jewelery

- Sloppy bun

- Belly button ring
She's totally leading him on so she can smoke his shit for free.. What a weed hoe.
Weed hoe by timeismanmade October 4, 2010
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weed hoes and alcohol 

the prerequisites for a kickass party
That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party
a) one who smokes someone else's weed and doesn't put money on it

b) one who smokes weed by themselves at a party
a) We couldn't find Josh at the party last night, so we looked in the backyard and we found him smoking all the weed by himself, thats when anir yelled out WEEEEEEEDHOEEEEEE.

b) Josh never puts money on the weed, but when someone lights up the blunt, josh is always the first one to hit it. what a weedhoe.
Weedhoe by anirgrow January 19, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026