Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

Wee Man by Brendan April 6, 2003

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Wee Man

Jackass oompa-loompa that sk8boards.

Teenage Girl: LOOK! IT'S WEE MAN!
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Wee Man by Gamex July 19, 2003

Related Words

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Wee Man

What I call my penis.

"Hey there wee man, come outta there, I'd really like to see you today."

Wee Man by didkddkei September 11, 2003

Wee Man

wee man is the best i love him so much!!!!

Wee Man by alysha August 31, 2003

Wee Man

A woman who exhibits male characteristics.

Here wee man, the foam from that pint is all over your moustache

Wee Man by notheweeman August 15, 2015

Wee-Man

The little Jackass star who is supposedly dead (but hes not) Hes so funny! But hes not sexay.

Night Pandas (Jackass the Movie)

Wee-Man by Angie March 18, 2005

wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

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