Wedged

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

by Drewskiboy April 24, 2009

Wedged

1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.

Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka

by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014

Wedged

Extremely wealthy in terms of attire, belongings and lifestyle. Can be used as a descriptive word i.e. clothing, motor vehicles etc

Wow, that allsaints clothing is absolutely wedged.

That Bentley Continental GTC looks spankingly wedged!

by Mr Wedged June 02, 2010

Wedged

This word has two meanings.

1. Meaning a full belly of food.
2. Can be used to describe someone who is wealthy, because their wallet resembles the shape of a wedge.

1. Good dinner mom, my belly is fully wedged.

2. That dude has bank yo, his wallet is wedged.

by Quentin Daniel August 04, 2006

Wedge

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

by Fuckfield November 19, 2009

wedged

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

by twf January 08, 2004

The Wedge

a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights.

I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch

by Howard Assmunch February 07, 2005