wedged

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

by twf January 8, 2004

Wedged

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

by Drewskiboy April 23, 2009

Wedged

1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.

Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka

by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014

wedged

staying up for 24 hours or more, with the intensive purpose of excusing all inappropriate behavior on your lack of sleep

don't pay any attention to him man, he's fucking wedged.

by discordia August 17, 2005

wedged

Extremely full,
Oercrowded,
Packed out.

The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.

by Broomster June 27, 2003

Wedged

Extremely wealthy in terms of attire, belongings and lifestyle. Can be used as a descriptive word i.e. clothing, motor vehicles etc

Wow, that allsaints clothing is absolutely wedged.

That Bentley Continental GTC looks spankingly wedged!

by Mr Wedged June 2, 2010

Wedged

This word has two meanings.

1. Meaning a full belly of food.
2. Can be used to describe someone who is wealthy, because their wallet resembles the shape of a wedge.

1. Good dinner mom, my belly is fully wedged.

2. That dude has bank yo, his wallet is wedged.

by Quentin Daniel August 4, 2006