Broomster's definitions

stivvy

To fuck up, big style..
Comes from "Ken Stephenson"

My god, he's done a stivvy..

by Broomster June 24, 2003

broomster

broomster is a legend in his own underpants.

My god it's Broomster!

by Broomster June 24, 2003

pet shop

A girl that's slept around a lot, also known as a slapper..

That Irene, she's like a pet shop, i bet she's had a cockatoo (cock or two) in her time...

by Broomster June 24, 2003

Uh oh

Phrase used by kids tv characters the teletubbies.

"Uh oh Tinky Winky" said Laa Laa.

by Broomster June 24, 2003

Lloyd

This is actually a new disease which renders one deaf to phones ringing, and in extreme cases the poor unfortunate soul develops a morbid fear of radio's and microphones.

Ronny Lloyd, answer that bloody phone!!!

by Broomster June 27, 2003

wedged

Extremely full,
Oercrowded,
Packed out.

The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.

by Broomster June 27, 2003

bellow

To stick your head out of a moving train window, and wave outrageous arm gestures... Signifies a large loco on the front.

Truth Addict bellowed at the extremely large goyle on the front of his train...

by Broomster June 27, 2003