A social app that replaced the primary functions of a phone. You can contract people through Wechat without a phone but you can't do that when you have a phone without Wechat.
POV: Your Chinese relative with a Disney Character as their profile keeps sending you viral chinese tiktok's that you can't understand because your Chinese is shit.
*Viewing mediocre dance move Relatives: Lets send it to that one random relative on WeChat I've never met in real life to see their reaction!
Me:
bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
the strangest person in the world with VERY frizzy curly hair and shoe sizes that change weekly. he plays drums like a madman and has a dad that looks just like him. his greatest enemy is flint because flint wants to get in bed with him. an asa wochatz is also a skateboarder favoring skate spots that have a large gap. he will ollie it first try not always very tweaked but very solid. has many mood swings and hes a german
v. 1. To wecht is a complicated verb. Only Wecht-guy can fully wecht, but once he wechts everyone knows it. See Wecht-guy for more.
2. To wear glasses with fishing line as the ear-piece.
3. To miss the bus to Marietta.
adv. 1. To perform an action in the same manner Wecht-guy would.
adj. 1. Anything resembling a characteristic of Wecht-guy.