Waznism 

A mental disorder in which you treat your closest friends terribly because it "disrespects your boundaries."

Person 1: "Stop inviting me over to your house."
Person 2: "You're really mean to me, even though I'm your best friend. You may wanna get checked for Waznism."

Waznism by MentalDisorderResearchCenter January 28, 2023

John Waynism 

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.

"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."

John Waynism by GrrB August 24, 2009

Wazism 

A discord religion of cringe.

Person 1: i just joined wazism
Person 2: eww

Wazism by Baguette master October 2, 2020

Wawnism

A religion who worships and prays for the FB group, " Why Are We Nctzens: I Wanna Punch Nctzens So Bad", with our Papa Sean and Mama Sese.

Person #1: Hey bro, what's your religion?
Person #2: Oh, my religion is Wawnism.

Wawnism by zyuko January 11, 2021