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Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026