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Wax and Wash 

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)
Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"
Wax and Wash by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012

Wax and wash 

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.
I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.
Wax and wash by Faytkiller September 23, 2014

Wash and Wax 

A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.

After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.

If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
Wash and Wax by Bloodybunny August 26, 2022

wash and wax 

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm
"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."
wash and wax by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008

wash and wax 

oral sex, taht leaves the tallywacker clean and slick
presdidant Clinton got a wash and wax while speaking to Gorbichaw
wash and wax by martay February 20, 2003
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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