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waternoggin' 

A person with hydroencephalitis.
That retard with the HUGE head is a waternoggin'.
waternoggin' by Thom B. October 30, 2007

Waterlogging 

When you have to piss so bad that you get an erection
Jason: I woke up and had the biggest waterlog, but I just went back to sleep instead
or
Kevin: I gotta go take a piss, I've been waterlogging for the last 10 minutes.
Waterlogging by sicksociety February 25, 2009

Waterdogging 

The get stoned/drunk or just generally fucked up in a very shady way or to get fucked up in the woods of Maine.
Man I was so waterdogged yesterday.

Yo you wanna go waterdogging later today?
Waterdogging by Sanderwisemantardiff September 16, 2009

Waterlogging 

When the previous users' poop fails to flush and you're forced to pee atop them.
Padjo: shit son, I walked in there and it was like someone cut down a smelly forest.

Pepe: What'd you do bro? Go waterlogging?

Padjo: I had no choice, it was that or pisspants my damn self; I waterlogged those suckers til it was poop soup.
Pepe: Choice!
Waterlogging by Ninoblanco August 19, 2013

Waterlogging 

When you urinate in a girls anus and continue to pound her in the anus as her body fills with your urine
I went waterlogging and it was wet and smelly
Waterlogging by jigabooface November 22, 2011

Waternogging 

I’m going to go waternogging. You know, like eggnog.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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