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water these plants 

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business
I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"
water these plants by lcossiving February 24, 2009

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"
I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

watertose 

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water
watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020

kinked waterhose 

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005
You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum
Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!
waterhose by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose 

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.
It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.
Afghani Waterhose by Crk* June 16, 2019
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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