A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.
customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."
by Sko56 May 10, 2006

The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.
by Weird ideas proven September 5, 2019

When you shove a 5-ft water pipe partially up the vagina, then piss in the pipe to where it reaches the vagina. Once that is done, the pipe is pulled out of the vagina, and the leftover urine will spill on the bed (or wherever you do it ). The girl then rolls in the urine, and the guy squirts a whole can of Reddi Wip over her whole body and licks the Reddi Wip and the pee resedue. The guy then vomits it into the girl's mouth, and a day later, the girl (with the shit that is made up of the vomit) shits in the guy's ass and penetrates it with the water pipe.
by lil pulp December 6, 2017

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
by itssojoever May 1, 2024

by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021
