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Water Goblins 

A dark demon race of other dimensional origin. Who travel to earth through dimensional portals Which open up below concrete.They then proceed to suck the much needed water through the concrete and back to their home dimension.
"Holy monkeys, those damn water goblins are stealing my god given ground water again!"
Water Goblins by dude_wheres_my_colon September 16, 2003

Water Goblin Queen 

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.
Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen
Water Goblin Queen by Impy! November 22, 2011

Water Goblin Queen 

A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.
Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.

water-goblin

a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.
that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
water-goblin by A- Killa Thrilla September 7, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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