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Wastalism 

Wastalism (Way-stal-ism) is a polytheistic religion that believes that every object is made from poop and urine. A person who practices Wastalism is called a Wasta (Way-sta). They believe in many gods which includes Poopameson (Poo-pa-me-son), Urna (Yur-na), Ureual (Yur-e-il), etc.
A lot of Wasta's practice Wastalism in a temple that's completely made of hard, dry poop and drink goblets of urine to show respect for the gods.
Wastalism by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023
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If something is being wasted it is wastism
That’s wastism he said as the tap ran
Wastism by Yozi785 March 24, 2022
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wandalism 

Vandalism done on a Wiki project, such as Wikipedia, Wiktionary etc.
That person has been doing a lot of wandalism lately.
wandalism by DNHG April 18, 2006

Wutalism 

A law of nature that prevents artifacts of information technology to properly perform software updates if their owners carry a deeply internalized hatred of modern society.
We couldn't complete the updates. Undoing changes. Do not turn off your computer. Check yourself for wutalism.
A way of life, whereby an individual, or as some may put it a wasteman wastes his life by constantly being late, says things and does not carry them out, dropping out of school as well as being un-coordinated which affects his/her running ability.
One day jonathan kelman received a call from his friends danny and dino. They asked him whether he wanted to go to the cinema to watch notorious. He replied yes. As the friends arrived at the cinema, at 11:30 pm they called kelman and asked where he was. He replied he was out at dinner with his dad: an example of someone who belongs to the life of wastism.
wastism by danamit May 21, 2009
The state or condition of being "wasteful"

Pronunciation: wāst-izm

Function: noun
Mary: "John, you never recycle, that's wastism."

The fact you use plastic bags is wastism.
Wastism by youngpretender May 10, 2009

wastagimanifred 

welll BASICALLY LOL... it means "waste" but in a more complicated way. It is an evolved form of the word 'wasteman'.
Nicole: I like to grab booobiees!!
Me: You wastagimanifred.
wastagimanifred by Blaahh July 20, 2008