Warm blankets 

The best thing in fall or winter, warm blankets are mostly found after laundry

Person 1: I love warm blankets
Person 2: me too

Warm blankets by Warm blankets October 24, 2022

Burning blankets to stay warm 

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

Burning blankets to stay warm by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

warm-blanket movie 

A movie or tv show that you've watched so many times that its familiarity comforts you. Often played to fall asleep to.

I couldn't sleep so I put on my warm-blanket movie, Happy Gilmore. I fell asleep during the opening credits.

warm-blanket movie by dsjung April 19, 2017

warm blanket 

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.

"she gave herself a warm blanket ."

warm blanket by katnisnix December 27, 2013

warm lap blanket 

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.

"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."

warm lap blanket by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021