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Warm Wanter 

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.
John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!
Warm Wanter by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009
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Warm Walter 

The lesser cousin to the more known "hot fart". A Warm Walter is more of an airy seeper. Accompanied by an overwhelming warmth from the anus and the impending fear of a soon-to-be rotten egg aroma that will fill the air.
I felt a warm Walter slip out of my Tootsie roll and I just knew it was going to be the illest.
Warm Walter by Molec187 October 2, 2017