warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

warm towel by m0r1arty January 4, 2008

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

Warm Towel by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025

warm towel treatment

This is the act of using a warm towel to clean you partners genitals after sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even need to ask for it. It shouldn’t replace a shower but sometimes it does ;)

you’ve gotta get a warm towel treatment from ya girl if you wanna be livin.

warm towel treatment by Vladimir Poopin February 9, 2019

A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)

I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!

A Warm Towel Treatment by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019

eiffel tower warm-up 

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

eiffel tower warm-up by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009