The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.

Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm

Wankin Joe by Buddy May 30, 2004

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wankin' the pug

a form of masterbation !!!

emmitt wass eating cheetos and wankin' the pug when we came home!!!

wankin' the pug by woggle July 6, 2005

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wankin' in the wind

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.

Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!

wankin' in the wind by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

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wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of

i dont think u need an example

wankin hooker by ya November 22, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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