Wangspam 

The piece of spam that Jimmy uses to jack off with.

Me: Dude, Jimmy, you should get rid of that wangspam. It's, like, 4 months old.
Jimmy: Fuck you.

Wangspam by Wenisface May 8, 2003

Wangspan 

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

Wangspan by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012