walturd

another name for walter, the boy who talked about his friends and friends decided to ditch him because of him.

walter was talking behind her back. this is why he is a walturd

by Anti-Walter June 29, 2008

Walturd

Putting your ass to the wall/surface and sticking a turd to it

My dog is so nasty he left a walturd by the door instead of going outside

by Heavy_chevy57 November 24, 2025

wilturd

Tik Tok user wilturd is very funny, Trust me.
Safe word: piss

“Have you heard about wilturd?” “Yeah bro, they told me to drink their piss”

by Cha, cha real smooth ig August 31, 2021

Waltard

A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis

All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.

by Walyt June 7, 2009

Wilturds pisskinks

Wilturd, world famous tiktoker, likes to drink pee and gets turned on by it.

Wilturds pisskinks get outta hand sometimes...

by Wilturd's newborn September 19, 2021

Waltard

Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.

The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.

by Codacrawford July 6, 2010

Wilturd

A tiktoker, who spent FUCKIN TWO DAYS ON COOKIE RUN AND GOT A FUCKIN LEGENDARY COOKIE.

Wilturd has a piss-kink

by It's me wilturd, your hatepage September 19, 2021