Walmart car 

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

Walmart car by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010

walmartcreature 

a mysterious creature that emerges from Walmart every ten years to take the lost children in the toy aisle. Then those children become walmartcreatures.

Hey! Have you heard that 36 more children have been taken by the walmartcreature?

walmartcreature by walmartcreature January 8, 2021

walmartcrusad3r 

Hottest mf on earth honestly I'd suck him off

"hey have you heard of walmartcrusad3r?"
"Ya he's cool"

walmartcrusad3r by Mr. testicular malfunction March 22, 2021