Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me

Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-

by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021