Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

Wallet-Rape by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Wallet rape 

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Wallet rape 

buying an Apple product.

Wallace: Hey dude, I just bought the new Mac Pro
Random Intelligent Person: You just got wallet raped man. You could build a better computer yourself for half the price.
Wallace: But. but. ummmmm. Apple is better because *insert reasons here that make no sense at all*

Wallet rape by DreadPirateSherberts October 27, 2013

Wallet rape 

This happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. It usually results in feelings of victimization, embarrassment, and guilt.

Stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at Neiman Marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at Bebe Clothing.

Wallet rape by jasmine99999 June 4, 2009

Wallet Rape 

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences

Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!

Wallet Rape by billycakes October 25, 2009

Wallet rape 

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.

Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape

Wallet rape by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017

wallet raper

A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.

The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.

wallet raper by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009