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Walled Lake High 

Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.

Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?

Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
Walled Lake High by The_moon1 October 14, 2021

walled lake northern high school 

a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs

kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram

prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school
“hey why do you smell like weed
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school

Walled Lake Northern High School 

A hell hole of nicotine addicted rich kids
There is a permanent vape cloud at Walled Lake Northern High School
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