Wallah Bro
Wallah Bro by Ayre313 January 29, 2012
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They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
wallah bro by Ibrahimandayesha May 18, 2018
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