Wellfuck

An expression used when the absolute most terrible thing has happened to someone and the realization that you or anybody else cant do a damned thing about it.

You ask a guy to help you with your car because its having problems. He gets in the car after fixing it and takes off with your wallet, phone, and laptop inside. You yell for help, but soon realize that there is no one around. So the only thing to do is silently utter to yourself, Wellfuck.

by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011

well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

Yeah, well fuck you!

A phrase used when one fails to think of a decent comeback. originally used by comedian Ron White.

Person A: ur moms fat
Person B: Yeah, well fuck you!

by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006

Well Fuck My Ass

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.

Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 21, 2017

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others

"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

by r titus September 29, 2006

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015