Walksymoron

A walking oxymoron. The entire life that they lead is contradictiory.e.g. A Paramedic who is supposed to help people, is constantly needing assistance--always being the one found in the back of an ambulance ON the stretcher

"My god, you are one GIANT walksymoron." "Seriously could you BE any more of a walksymoron?"

by foshomo January 29, 2010