Wankmaxxing is the process of maximizing your wank power. This can be ejaculating several times a day or any type of self pleasure. This also means wankmaxxing can include "gapemaxxing" the process of maximizing how big your asshole gape is.
Dude 1: "Get on rainbow six siege"
Dude 2: "I cant I'm wankmaxxing"
Dude 1: "Now that you say that I might have to gapemaxx"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.