walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

walking the plank by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

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Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.

Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'

Walking the Plank by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016

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Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

Walking the Plank by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

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Walking The Plank

What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.

All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.

I'm Walking the plank

Walking The Plank by OliviaG July 11, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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