A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?
Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
by Tilbrook August 2, 2006
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Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
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by ichiglowed March 7, 2022
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Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
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Except his boyfriend Dark
Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018
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Get the Wilford Brimley mug.A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011
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