walford
A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
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Walford
Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.
Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
Walford by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
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Watford
Really amazing town near London, UK.
Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
wilford warfstache
A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him
Except his boyfriend Dark
Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018
Wilford Brimley
Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
Watford City
A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011
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murderhobo
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