Definitions by crackedfortnitekid

Walford 

Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.

Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.

Walford by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Kildare College 

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.

I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

Kildare College by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Butt puff

When you take a hit of a vape and you don't inhale the smoke so it comes out as a fast little puff of smoke (like a fart).

Does Chloe vape?
No, she Butt Puff's when she tries to vape.

Butt puff by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Port Power 

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

Port Power by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

pastel frankgreen 

if you have any fg that isnt neon kys with a semi auto pistol, i hope u explode and i hope you get boxed by kids on fortnite.

"i have a pastel frankgreen"

"i hope you explode"

pastel frankgreen by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022

reverse cowgirl 

A sex position loved by farmers because it reminds them of what they do at home. To do the reverse cowgirl the dude lays on his back while the misso sits on top of him and he pounds her pussy.

"do u wanna reverse cowgirl later tonight?"

"omg yes daddy i just creamed"

reverse cowgirl by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022

Badminton

If you play badminton u can suck your nan while getting pounded by ur cuz.

"You should go round with Mark"

"Does he play any sport?"

"He plays badminton"

"Fuck no."

Badminton by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022