Definitions by Tilbrook

walford 

A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.

Not to be confused with a Longshanks.

Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?

Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.

walford by Tilbrook August 2, 2006