Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.

The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.

Wal-Mart fan by b4c December 28, 2007

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Wal-Mart UT Fan

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.

Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!

Wal-Mart UT Fan by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010

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Walmart fan

A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.

"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".

Walmart fan by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013

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Walmart Heel fan

A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.

Did you see that Walmart Heel fan drive his John Deere tractor into the bass fishing pond?

Walmart Heel fan by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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