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Wal-Mart Syndrome 

When someone pays as little money possible for an item, and expects the item to be of the highest quality.
George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?

Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
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Wal-Mart Syndrome 

A condition developed after shopping at Wal-Mart. You start getting ridiculed by family, friends and even strangers for being one of those weird people who shop at Wal-Mart. It can also lead to bullying for school kids.
Billy must have Wal-Mart Syndrome. All the kids at school are making fun of him because I got his clothing from Wal-Mart.
Wal-Mart Syndrome by Azion March 31, 2015

Walmart Syndrome 

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.
"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."
Walmart Syndrome by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

Walmart Syndrome 

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.
Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."
Walmart Syndrome by sethro57 January 16, 2024