8 definition by Mr. Ko-Ray

George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?

Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.

Jim was breathing heavily upon leaving the bathroom. "did he just take some chick into the bathroom for a quickie?" his co-workers ask. No, he just took a nomex shit.

"I had sex again last night! That brings my Hitting it Streak to 5 days. It's a new personal best."

Big Dealer: "This morning I had to wake up! In the A.M. and drive all the way to work.

Normal Person: "Big Deal! So did everyone else, actually everything with you is a big deal. Your a Big Dealer!

Aaron: "I had to get up this morning..... in the A.M. and drive myself all the way to work!

Eric: Big Deal, so did everybody else! Why is everything with you a big deal? Your a Big Dealer.

Hung so lo made my burrito with white rice instead of Mexican rice, it's terrible! I'm never getting a Vietnamese burrito again.

I went to the store to find a centerpiece for our upcoming Thanksgiving holiday feast only to find nothing but Christmas items in the store. This store must be Thankskipping the holiday this year.