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wahine
1: a word which, in several Polynesian languages, means 'woman'. Variation: vahine.
2: A female surfer.
2: A female surfer.
wahine by lifesabeach May 11, 2003
wahlberged
to commit a violent hate crime against a member of Eastern Asian descent. Normally using a blunt large object to bash their skull in.
Did you hear Luke bashed Chris's head in with a cinderblock, I guess you could say he wahlberged him
wahlberged by Marky Mark and his funky bunch November 4, 2023
Mr. Waibel
Gurthiest cock in the world, Mr. salters and him snatch students as the walk under vents in the ceiling and if theres one thing Mr. waibel loves is testicles. He’s half bear and hunk. Teacher at JHS.
Mr. Waibel by ElonMusk15 May 30, 2018
wahiba
A girl who loves writing and is intelligent yet she chooses not to show it. She is a beautiful girl but is quite modest about it.
wahiba by TheRelevanceTho September 27, 2017
Mark Wahlberg
A racist, untalented piece of shit who committed violent hate crimes against multiple Vietnamese men and only decided to "apologize" for it three decades later in an attempt to get his felony record expunged so he could acquire a liquor license for his shitty restaurant.
If you want a true testament to how phony his apology was, just look at his work; virtually every movie and television show that he's involved with vilifies and mocks Asian people, particularly Asian men.
The mainstream media pushes the narrative that he's a "changed man," and all the lemmings believe it, but his projects show that he's the same hateful lowlife he always was.
If you want a true testament to how phony his apology was, just look at his work; virtually every movie and television show that he's involved with vilifies and mocks Asian people, particularly Asian men.
The mainstream media pushes the narrative that he's a "changed man," and all the lemmings believe it, but his projects show that he's the same hateful lowlife he always was.
Mark Wahlberg by Donald Scum November 13, 2018
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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