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Wafka is another term used for takin' a dump. It can also be refered to as painful constepation.
"k guys, i gotta go now and take a wafka"

"that susie just makes me wanna take a wafka"
Wafka by Anus Cunningham May 26, 2006
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wackawackamunv2 

a content creator with over 1million subscribers (split between three channels) He is an active twitch streamer that says questionable things (VERY FREQUENTLY) that makes new viewers think he is homosexual (he claims he is heterosexual)
overall a funny and cool dude.
(dude 1) Yo bro, did you see wacka's (wackawackamunv2) new video? (dude 2) fuck no that niggas weird. (dude 1) *beats the shit out of dude 2 because he lyin.*
wackawackamunv2 by 4th.Star August 10, 2023
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Weekly Wackadadoo 

Familiar term used for a 1. Gem Grabber, 2. Listener of the podcast, 3. Creator and devout follower of internet celebrity Nick mason and Goat Han Solo.
"That Weekly Wackadadoo sure is a bloody legend mate!"
Weekly Wackadadoo by JaxRuan September 16, 2016

Ballsack Wackalack 

A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.
Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!
Ballsack Wackalack by cassiusgay September 4, 2009

wackadoodle

An eccentric, ditsy, arcane, funny, person. Is generally a goodnatured and sympathetic person. Not to be confused with a "wackjob," who can be nasty,or violent.
Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."
wackadoodle by GRocco January 6, 2009
Is a arabic name that means faithfulness. Used for a miracle girl, sheโ€™s most likely wild spirited, peaceful at heart.
waffa Loves peace โ˜ฎ๏ธ
Waffa by Yourstruly ๐Ÿ” June 6, 2020

wakado y bakado 

is another way of saying wake and bake . it originated in new milford nj .

often used when wake and bake cannot be said around other people .

wake and bake is when someone smokes a quantity of marijuana early in the morning ,or whenever they wake up and stays high throughout the day.

its has a spanish connotation but does not come from the spanish language
Anthony "yo did u wake up yet "

Jones"yea yo come thru to my crib "

Anthony " lets wakado y bakado "

Jones "ight kidd ill get the bud"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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