Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Waffledyke 

a word describing a lezbian who lives in kilburn to be obsessed with waffles
"OMG did you see that waffledyke in the waffle house?"
Waffledyke by samolsakjoi August 31, 2006

wafflecakes 

this is when people chat bare shit.
person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes
wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.
You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.
french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflecake

Instead of going to eat with a friend, Cassie went with alby to make wafflecakes.
wafflecake by peanutcrack2000 December 9, 2008

Wafflecakes 

A young woman who is usually Indian and lives in Canada. Commonly, she is very sexy and says faggot with a retarded accent. She has very nice boobies and is always pretty, even when she says shes not. She has bad online habits and is very naive sometimes.. but shes smart too.
Girl: What's football?
Boy: Don't be silly, wafflecakes.
Wafflecakes by Fagbear February 24, 2011

Wafflemaker 

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance
Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him
Wafflemaker by BigDiction March 5, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more