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Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop 

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

WAFFLE-O 

I wanted it to be WAFFLE but then I found out that "each other" is two words so now it's WAFFLE-O
WAFFLE-O by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014

Waffle Party 

A merry communal affair involving masks, dancing, and a hearty serving of waffles, the way Kier always intended.
Last night's waffle party has left this room smelling like 19th century ass.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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