Wad wiper 

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there

My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room

Wad wiper by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004

Wad wiper 

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

Wad wiper by Katherine January 14, 2004