1. Acronymn standing for "What the Fag?" Used to exclaim utter shock and disbelief. Used in the rare occurance when no discernable explaination can describe just how gay someone is/has/or will be.
"OMG grape flavored Juicy Juice looks like Jew hair when I squirt it on my head"
"WTFAG?"
Music with lyrics that's difficult to understand, because they're either unintelligible, or they're singing in complete gibberish. Examples: Cocteau Twins, Sigur Ros, Death Grips, and My Bloody Valentine.
The wife of a celebrity, who is at the same time, his manager.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.
Conversation between Tasha and Nashalie:
Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.