1. Acronymn standing for "What the Fag?" Used to exclaim utter shock and disbelief. Used in the rare occurance when no discernable explaination can describe just how gay someone is/has/or will be.
"OMG grape flavored Juicy Juice looks like Jewhair when I squirt it on my head"
"WTFAG?"
Music with lyrics that's difficult to understand, because they're either unintelligible, or they're singing in complete gibberish. Examples: Cocteau Twins, Sigur Ros, Death Grips, and My Bloody Valentine.
The wife of a celebrity, who is at the same time, his manager.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.
Conversation between Tasha and Nashalie:
Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.