WTFWM

Wish The Floor Was Me

use during games such as volleyball, basketball, football, when someone is attractive.

"WTFWM" after girl slides to get ball

WTFWM by horserflourt April 24, 2024

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd

wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

wtftm 

acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.

"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh

wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

wtfwyd 

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

wtfwyd by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf 

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

wtfwtf by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfima 

WTFIMA stands for WTF Its Monday Again. Often accompanied by an exclamation mark at the end, it is used to express frustration that the weekend has passed by too quickly for one's liking.

First used by a group of friends on the sunny Island of Singapore. They were inspired by the acronym TGIF while suffering from the Monday blues. Lo and behold, WTFIMA was born!

WTFIMA!? I barely enjoyed my weekend!

wtfima by Smugger May 19, 2009