will you 

a song by the american so called Christian group P.O.D. from the album payable on death (both definitions are the same). this was when they changed their sound which had disapointed their fans. however they are back with their new hit Goodbye For Now out now 2006

"will you! will you! will you! will you!"

will you by jonny boi 777 June 21, 2006

Will you go out with me? 

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

Will you go out with me? by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013

Will you cook my popcorn? 

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

Will you cook my popcorn? by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015

will you snail 

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"

discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

will you snail by random boi who makes dumb joke September 25, 2020

Will you be my maybe? 

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.

Will you be my maybe?

Will you be my maybe? by the_serbian_almighty June 9, 2019

will you shut up man 

What Joe Biden said to Donald Trump during the first presidential debate of 2020. This has gotten tons of media attention as many people see Trump as a giant manbaby.

Trump: The economy blah blah blah the stocks waaaaah! WHY DU I NEVUR GAT WUT I WAANT? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Biden: will you shut up man

will you shut up man by TROLLKING9001 September 30, 2020

will you marry me 

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

will you marry me by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016